- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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