A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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