- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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