Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Anti Joke

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