- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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