- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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