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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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