Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Penisland

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Anti Joke

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