What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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