What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Enchilada

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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IU football

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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