- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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