- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

your mom

for keeps?

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

How old is victor? Old

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