Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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shea kisses a girl

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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WNBA

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How high is a Chinaman

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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