A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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