When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Joay impistato is a fig

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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monkey sponge

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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