- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Doorbell salesman.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Women.

Like if you like big tits.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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