An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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