Smart Blondes

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Women's Rights.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Hearpin my durp

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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