Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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involved parents.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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