- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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