- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

a retard lost...

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Patriarchy.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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