What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Spinabifita

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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