- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

whats better than 24................. 25

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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