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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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knock knock

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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mc hammers income.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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minecraft

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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