- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Black people. They are so kind.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Zach Barlow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

knock knock who's there police

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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