- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Matt is not funny.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

whats 2+2? 4

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

women's rights.

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