what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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