What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Muslim athletes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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