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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Society.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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