- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Its true, he didnt write that!!

19th amendment

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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