What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Hey, Max!!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

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