GINGER PEOPLE

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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