- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Cancer.

she wasn't 18

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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