When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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