- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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