- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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