- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

thumbs up!

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

IU football

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

The weels on the bus go...flat

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