What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Penis-Pump

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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