Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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general tso's broccoli

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Win and Beau have no friends

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