Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Ouch.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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