Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Women's Sports

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Potato.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Smart Blondes

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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