So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Girls

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

T-Dog scare me

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Please spell dyslexia.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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