- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

The 19th Amendment

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

asian, do math

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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