What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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I like to eat people

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Anti Joke

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