- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

I like to eat people

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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