- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

If life throws you melons... ouch

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Hi my name is Jim

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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