Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Cancer.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Alt F4

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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