A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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