- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Vagina ass.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Yo daddy!

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