How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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