Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Anti Joke

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