why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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