- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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