roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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A black man walks into a book store.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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This is not a joke.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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who farted your mother

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hi. thats what she said.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

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