Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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knock knock go away

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Anti Joke

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