your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Good boy

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alert('hiiii');

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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