roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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