How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Penis.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Women's football

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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