- Anti Joke

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Your mom.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Justin Beiber

Women's rights

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Your mom.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Justin Beiber

Women's rights

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Your mom.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.