Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Women's football

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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AVB

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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