Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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who is awesome? no one...

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

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