how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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My butt!!!!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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