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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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