What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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My pet rock died.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Anti Joke

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