A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Christians pornstars.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Sorry boss

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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