- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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