Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

So. The gays. ...

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

womens rights to vote

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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