- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

yo momma so fat that she's fat

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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