A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Farts smell bad!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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