Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Johnson stops eating

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

So. The gays. ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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