- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

verry nice how mUCH?

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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