- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why did Max cry??? chicken

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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