What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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How did th-A fridge.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Matt Damon

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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