How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Like if you like big tits.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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